06/09/2010
World Testicle Cooking Championships Have a Ball
The seventh annual World Testicle Cooking Championships have taken place in a remote mountain village in Serbia, giving a whole new meaning to the phrase 'ball games'. Spectators looked on as teams of chefs prepared a range of bull, boar, camel, ostrich and even kangaroo testicles...
'This festival is all about fun, food and bravery,' said Ljubomir Erovic, the Serbian chef and testicle-cooking specialist who organizes the festival (and has even published his recipes for your reading delight – you can find ‘The Testicle Cookbook’ in all good bookshops. Maybe.)
Testicles - or, as they're primly called in Serbia, 'white kidneys' - are believed in the Balkans to help boost men's libido. According to Erovic, "the best for aphrodisiac properties are sheep and stallion testicles" whilst the tastiest are “the bulls' testicles, goulash style.”
The festival also includes dishes like testicle pizza and testicles in béchamel sauce, flavored with a variety of herbs found in the region.
Yum!
28/05/2010
Weird but true story
A Los Angeles business man, identified only as Arnold G., recently proposed to his girlfriend Carol and honourably asked her parents for their consent.
After the engagement had been announced, Carol's father took Arnold aside and told him his daughter was born by artificial insemination because he was unlikely to father a child.
He named the sperm bank, which turned out to be one that Arnold had donated to as a student.
Arnold obtained a court injunction to inspect the records and found that he was the father of his bride-to-be, with another 806 children also born from his sperm samples.
The wedding was called off.
10/03/2010
Police Called Over Noisy Vibrator
A woman in Germany was left red-faced last week when she phoned police because she heard 'suspicious noises' in her flat - only to discover when the officers arrived that the cause of the noises was in fact a vibrator.
The noise was so loud that it was even audible over the phone when the woman called the emergency services. Concerned, police dispatched a patrol car to confront the suspected intruder, in the city of Bochum, western Germany.
A police statement said: 'Daringly, and with the occupier's permission, one of the officers opened the drawer of a wardrobe where the noise was coming from.
'Underneath some clothes he found a very personal, battery-operated object which had obviously switched itself on... The tenant's face abruptly changed colour.'
The police then wished the woman a pleasant evening and went on their way, the AFP news agency reports.
27/01/2010
Geeks all over the world sat up and praised the great keyboard in the sky this month as the world's first ever female sex robot was unveiled at the adult kink-a-thon AEE event in Las Vegas. A great step for (lonely) mankind, the lovely Roxxxy True Companion is anatomically correct, boasting a full C-cup chest, standing (or should that by lying?) at 5'7 and weighing in at a voluptuous 120lbs.Made of extremely realistic skin-like material, this animated dream woman is fully programmable and can talk, react to touch and even orgasm depending on the desires of the her lucky owner. Personalities range from 'Frigid Farrah' to the 18 year old 'Young' and she can be plugged into the internet to have updated 'likes' and 'dislikes' installed. Unfortunately she is unable as of yet to pour a beer or do the ironing but we hear these functions are being worked on!
Roxxxy's inventor, artificial intelligence engineer Douglas Hines said that the aim of the doll was to create someone that the owner can talk and relate to - "She's a companion. She has a personality. She hears you. She listens to you. She speaks. She feels your touch. She goes to sleep. We are trying to replicate a personality of a person." It has been suggested that robotic dolls could be the perfect companion for those who are shy or suffer from sexual dysfunction as they enable them to experiment without risk or ridicule.
With the male version of this sexybot currently in production (both gay and hetero versions will be available), the question lies in how far the developers will take this leap into artificial sexual intelligence. With so much sex available for free on the internet and adult toys becoming more and more advanced, does the invention of a fully interactive sex robot signal the end of human interaction as we know it? Answers on a postcard please!
